Weekly Update: little to no growth- sorry
Skully Before
- Pilot Logo
Skully After
Then we take a still photo of him and hand it over to graphic designer Matt Arnold. With his mad photoshop skills, he gives the still clay photo more of a “bone look”
Skully Blue Screen
Next media schmoe, me (Dennis Carroll) will take 10-15 minutes and write a script then do the voice over. Then I’ll animate the facial and body movements using a series of programs including Adobe After Effects and Premier Pro. Depending on the script, I may jump on google images and grab a couple props, characters, whatever. Sometimes Skully seeks the assistance of one of his henchmen, the deadly Pilot Logo Attack Ninja’s. These guys are just the Pilot logo and we do a page curl effect on the corners. Sometimes we add a mouth for more expressiveness.
That’s pretty much it. New video coming soon. Until then, “Viva La Bamba!”
Some of us are growing rally beards for the winter… who will shave first? Stay tuned for weekly updates!
WEEK ONE:
Today marks the beginning of a new segment here at Pilot where we allow you, our devoted fan….um….fans, to be heard. We call it “WeMail”. We take your email and put it on our BLOG. Send us your comments, questions, drawings, ideas, and if they don’t suck, we’ll share it with the world. Thus giving you your 5 minutes of fame. You can now die a happy being.
Our first WeMail belongs to Kenneth Beuther of Colon Ohio. He writes…..
Hey Pilot!
I’m a designer/inventor from a small town in Ohio. I’ve been at it for 30 years now and I’ve finally come up with something I think could really make an impact on a multi-billion-dollar industry, the pet supply industry. I call it the Kitty Porter 3000 or KP3000. I was hoping i could show you the detailed sketches and hire you to design some really professional looking packaging for it.
Lightweight carbonfibre materials and self-winding screws
Figure 1 shows the basic design of the KP3000. Lightweight carbonfibre material and self-winding screws make it convenient to get your pet in and transport it around in style!
Picture 2 shows the usage and convenience of the KP3000
Figure 2 shows the KP3000 in full use. Pets on the go! Also works on small dogs.
So thats my idea. I really think I’m on to something. I look forward to speaking with you.
Sorry I am not much of an artist. Thanks, Ken
PILOT FEEDBACK
Ken. Your not much of a human being either you disgusting son of a bitch. Seriously people, you’re going to have to really step it up if you want to get on this BLOG. We didnt have much choice here with Ken. He’s the only dude to ever email us. But if this was a game show, we’d hear a “wonk, wonk, wonk” and a massive hook would come out of nowhere, impale this email, and drag it screaming off the side of the stage.
Keep those email(s) coming and maybe you could be the next Pilot WeMail star!!
Commander Skully, the shadowy figure who claims to be the leader of a mysterious underground organization know as PILOT has released another cryptic webcam video. This time ripping the ass of his creator, Greg Titus. done
The mysterious figure known as Skully, leader of the resistance movement PILOT has resurfaced after decades underground. What are his intentions? Where will he strike first? Does anyone even give a shit? done
Dempsy and Angus get down and dirty and we’ve got the exclusive home video! Whats next for the ”brother-lovers”? Nobody is sure, but when reached for comment immediately after the “interaction” Angus said plainly ”Does anyone have a cigarette?” done
Greg Titus, Pilot Illustrator
dear wolverine,
i recently purchased your newest dvd release….Xmen Origins: Wolverine.
first.
let me say that you look great in those pants….and your hair is amazing. clearly a lot of the films budget went into those two things….it really paid off.
second.
its cool that you that you got a d-movie actor to direct….cause i know how saving money and cutting corners like that often allows for a movie to blossom into an absolute gem. tell Gavin Hood that his brilliant performance in American Kickboxer 5…clearly was the defining factor in him getting hired as the director for this film.
third.
i would also like to commend the many fine men and women that you have in the character design department. clearly they worked extra hard on Deadpool. god knows that ingenuity of combining all the characters into one…instead of thinking through to a reasonable solution is the earmark of any design squad worth their salt. that is a smooth move!
4th.
thank god you strayed so far from the thirty years or so of x men history. clearly any franchise that lasts that long would never come close to holding up in the modern era. soooo glad you brought the writer from Hitman and swordfish in to help polish up the script…cause man! what a story! he really came through in fine style, much as he did in both those epic sagas. talk about letting out all the stops! the fight scene on the top of a pressurized water reactor…stellar! that’s not silly at all!
5th.
your hiring of so many child actors clearly worthy of a burger king ad. nuff said! i’m sure you must have been through almost a dozen or so kids before you took the first ten and put them in the movie. quality takes time…and you clearly took your time in choosing what could only be described as a battalion of future golden globe nominees. those kids just sealed the deal.
6th.
Fuck you.
thanks for stealing my 20 bucks….beating me up and sticking your one mangled ball in my ass.
and for raping my childhood idols away.
you fucking ass-clown.
im glad i bought the two disk special edition.
sincerely.
Eff Your Mother,
Titus.
Our favorite native of Detriot by way of India decided to protest….well,something by not speaking for a week. We’re not sure what he’s protesting because he can’t tell us. Ladies and gentlemen, direct from the land of 23-hour musical-movie epics, curry’s of all colors and intestinal destructive power, and most of America’s technical support hotlines, Pilot proudly presents “Haim Shuts Up, Day 1″. done
We worked our ass off to make the Nike Blue Lobster drop one the best, and no doubt about it was on point.
Kids lined up outside of Concepts in Cambridge almost a week before the actual drop
Hasmat official were brought in to reveal the Shoe and officially Kick in the Concepts doors for the public.
Ulimate Score!
Well afterwards we partied on a boat!
The two big guys behind the whole scene Chris Ford and Frank the Butcher, took care of business,
click the link below to see more behind the scene action
